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Tuesday, January 5th, 2010

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Subject:	again, i should stress, adam and eve are dinosaurs here in t-rex's story. i think it's fair to assu
Time:	5:19 am.

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January 5th, 2010: Here is a comic by KC Green about a ghost ship. KC Green is really good, you guys! – Ryan

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Monday, January 4th, 2010

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Subject:	in any case: behind the couch
Time:	4:27 am.

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January 4th, 2010: My pal Ben Tippett (who you remember from his scientific inquiry into the source of Superman's powers) and I were talking about the simulated universe idea the other day, and he was arguing that a 1:1 simulation of a universe wouldn't work. But then I said it doesn't have to be 1:1, you can only simulate the important parts, or you could reduce the resolution of the simulation - Duke Nukem can't leave the rooms that have been built for him, also Duke Nukem doesn't have agency or a human soul, that sort of thing. Then he was the one who proposed that future generations are trying to figure out where I, Ryan North, history's greatest villain, buried the bodies! So this is me giving credit to Ben and telling everyone that I'LL NEVER TELL WHERE THE BODIES ARE BURIED, ONCE I BURY THEM, WHICH HASN'T HAPPENED YET IN THIS SIMULATION, TO MY KNOWLEDGE, ANYWAY, THEY'RE MINE – Ryan

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Subject:	We Get It
Time:	5:00 am.

http://xkcd.com/684/

The most brutal way I've ever seen someone handle this was 'Oh, you have a girlfriend. Are you going to get married?' 'I, uh, don't know--' 'Well, do you love her?' '...' 'Anyway, what were you saying about the movie?'

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Friday, January 1st, 2010

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Subject:	WELCOME TO A WHOLE NEW DECADE, you guys!!
Time:	5:59 am.

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January 1st, 2010: This is the last of my MINI CHRISTMAS VACATION, and the last of the Klassik Komicks! I said I'd be back today but I forgot it was a holiday, so I'll be back Monday. I hope everyone had an awesome New Year's Eve and has an awesome 2010 as well! AWESOMNESS FOR EVERYONE, that's what I say! Have fun, everyone, and thank you for making 2009 one of my best years ever. It's still amazing that I get to do this comic instead of having a real job, and it's all thanks to you guys. – Ryan

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Subject:	Science Montage
Time:	5:00 am.

http://xkcd.com/683/

The rat's perturbed; it must sense nanobots! Code grey! We have a Helvetica scenario!

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Thursday, December 31st, 2009

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Subject:	when i wrote this comic i didn't want to die, today i woke up feeling more mortal than ever! daaaaa
Time:	4:39 am.

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December 31st, 2009: This is where I take my MINI CHRISTMAS VACATION: I'll be running Klassik Komicks until January 1st, 2010 (next Friday!) So it's really just four Klasik Komix. I keep spelling "Klassick Kowmics" differently each time because they're that classic! Have fun, everyone, and thank you for making 2009 one of my best years ever. It's still amazing that I get to do this comic instead of having a real job, and it's all thanks to you guys. – Ryan

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Wednesday, December 30th, 2009

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Subject:	remember that med student i dated? we're still friends AND MORE IMPORTANTLY she's still slippin' me
Time:	6:03 am.

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December 30th, 2009: This is where I take my MINI CHRISTMAS VACATION: I'll be running Klassik Komicks until January 1st, 2010 (next Friday!) So it's really just four Klasik Komix. I keep spelling "Klassick Kowmics" differently each time because they're that classic! Have fun, everyone, and thank you for making 2009 one of my best years ever. It's still amazing that I get to do this comic instead of having a real job, and it's all thanks to you guys. – Ryan

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Subject:	Force
Time:	5:00 am.

http://xkcd.com/682/

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Tuesday, December 29th, 2009

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Subject:	we built a snowman on the ledge of the kitchen window, so he can watch us while we eat. he just sta
Time:	6:11 am.

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Subject:	we built a snowman on the ledge of the kitchen window, so he can watch us while we eat. he just sta
Time:	5:58 am.

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Monday, December 28th, 2009

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Subject:	Gravity Wells
Time:	5:00 am.

http://xkcd.com/681/

This doesn't take into account the energy imparted by orbital motion (or gravity assists or the Oberth effect), all of which can make it easier to reach outer planets.

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Friday, December 25th, 2009

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Subject:	December 25th
Time:	5:00 am.

http://xkcd.com/680/

If you're turning 27 and were born in the Northeast, maybe you were conceived in the blizzard of 1982. Imagine: snowed in, candles, massage oil, your mom sporting nothing but her early 80's haircut and a smile ... aren't you glad you read the title-text?

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Thursday, December 24th, 2009

dinosaurcomics

Subject:	ah, hyper-advanced futures, always MESSING WITH THE FABRIC OF OUR VERY REALITY
Time:	8:31 am.

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December 24th, 2009: It's true, Dinosaur Comics got personified last night and wished everyone an awesome new year. I do too! This is where I take my MINI CHRISTMAS VACATION: there'll be no new comic Christmas Day, and I'll be running Klassik Komicks until January 1st, 2010 (next Friday!) So it's really just four Klasik Komix. I keep spelling "Klassick Kowmics" differently each time because they're that classic! Have fun, everyone, and thank you for making 2009 one of my best years ever. It's still amazing that I get to do this comic instead of having a real job, and it's all thanks to you guys. – Ryan

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Wednesday, December 23rd, 2009

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Subject:	A false document is when you refer to or quote books and stuff that don't exist in real life, but yo
Time:	5:26 am.

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December 23rd, 2009: Dudes I ate SO MANY COOKIES last night, mostly made by Emily Horne and Tim Maly's mom and by Beth, who doesn't have a website! Anyway, if I die of cookie overdose I wanted you to know which of my dear friends to go after! – Ryan

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Subject:	Christmas Plans
Time:	5:00 am.

http://xkcd.com/679/

Physicists who want to protect traditional Christmas realize that the only way to keep from changing Christmas is not to observe it.

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